greekgogurt: do you ever look at someone you used to be good friends with and cringe
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
unabused: i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china
nippled: *throws flower petals at you* be my friend
How I Eat :
laugh-addict: In front of Other People : When I’m Alone :
People that says 'Suck My Dick'
if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
When everyone else is laughing and you're the only...
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
tennants-companion: so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
yadoking: i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence